the-star-spangled-avenger:

markruffalove:

Oh my god, Robert- just tell the entire room how you feel ♥ (x)

I love you both

The difference between bees and wasps.
  • Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
  • Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.

fangirlingforeverz:

p-curly:

happydancerhapsody:

do-you-have-a-flag:

canyoufeelthefeelstonight:

fluffywhite:

Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

WATCH THAT VIDEO

WATCH IT

ohmygod the VIDEO

yes but also a lady wanted to have sex with him in that chair

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE watch the video, people! Steve is officially the best person oh man. :’)

YES I JUST WATCHED THIS YESTERDAY

JEEZ HE’S  QUIRKY AND FUNNY

STEVE IS BALD NOW. OMG.

(Source: skyerockett)